A.N.T.M.

"Caryn: "Dumb bitches, they're gettin on my nerves."

Lisa, 24, comes across as a post-menopausal, "b" actress. The kind who recalls her glories through filtered vodka. Her 1920's flapper-esque hairstyle only serves to enhance this image.

--pluses and minuses, who says models aren't good at math" reads the Tyra-mail clue. Then we hear, in the background, "huh, I'm good at math." Okay, perhaps, but not so good at identifying a metaphor.

Janice Dickinson "I'm the person who just doesn't go away." Like herpes.

"I'm the world's first super-model." Perhaps she and Twiggy can debate that at show's end.

Lisa to Janice, "I'm the healthiest among all these girls." Except for the jeraboam (sp?) of gin she consumes daily.

Wow, Janice crushed Lisa, brought her to tears.

"Do you know why I coined the term "super-model"? Because I could."--Janice

Demon-hen
Lazy eye

--I love how the girls use feminine pronouns when talking about Miss Jay.

--I don't quite understand why Kim is as beloved by the girls as she seems to be. Is it the masculinity, the androgyny? Because, when it comes to being catty, she's a feline just like the other gals.

--The ending of this show is a tad melodramatic, don't ya think? You know what I speak of...we see a group photo of the gals, we hear a gust of wind, and in the blink of an eye, the recently excused model fades into a memory.