Several things caught my attention today...
I finally got around to watching the tape of the Jennifer Capriatti-Serena Williams match. The one which caused all the controversy about bad calls going against Serena. Yes, Serena got robbed and the umpire should be reprimanded, but you know, that's part of the game. The human element is, in my opinion, the essence of sport. So that aside, what really got under my skin, was the post-match interview with Jennifer Capriatti. It was one of those interviews done for both the benefit of the TV audience and those in the Arthur Ashe Stadium. The walking sack of doorknobs who asked the questions actually asked Jennifer about the missed calls. What is she supposed to say? "Yeah, the umpire blew it, I didn't deserve to win, I'm a fraud, someone should be fired, off with their heads, I'm so ashamed..." First of all, this barely qualifies as a story and if it is, she is the last person who should have to weigh in on the debate. The cheesepuff who asked the question should be reprimanded as well as the umpire. Fortunately, she handled it with grace, self-deprecation, and a little bit of humor. The crowd booed, but it felt as though they were booing the situation and not her comments.
I have to admire Jim Courrier for his observations. Not so much his insight, but he had the presence of mind to treat the English language with the respect it deserves. I'm getting so tired of hyperbole, I can't tell ya. In regards to the Serena controversy, he prefaced the conclusion of his remarks by saying, "In light of the recent events on the front pages (the Russian school tragedy and the devastating hurricane in Miami) I'm not going to call this a travesty or tragedy...." Seriously, thank you Jim.
I got home from the gym, turned on the radio to hear the end of the Dodger game. And that's what I got. No joke, these were the first words I heard, "...and the ball bounces off the wall, Izturis rounds third, the Dodgers win." Perfect. Dodgers six, Diamondbacks five.
I saw Pamela Anderson on Ellen's show today. Apparently she named her children Dylan and Brandon. Weren't those the two thirty-year old teenagers on Beverly Hills 91210? Ugghhhh...
Speaking of fake breasts...I caught a few moments of this new show on Bravo called "Miami Slice", about plastic surgeons and their patients in South Beach. This one surgeon is taking in a show at the local strip club. I'm guessing many of the ladies "working" that night had previously spent an afternoon on his table, under his knife. And boy was he proud. He even went so far as to comment on how good it made him feel to see how he had made an impression on their lives, for the better. To hear him talk, to hear the tone in his voice and to see the slight smile on his face,you would think he had just spent the summer helping start up a midnight basketball league or washing the feet of lepers. Not to say that plastic surgery doesn't have the capability to dramatically improve lives (I'm thinking of women who've had mastectomies or burn victims), but Jesus Christ...let's put things in perspective America. Or not.